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Michaels Chatt up line

luciferhemmings199666:

Michael: Lets play titanic; you be iceberg and I’ll go down

ashton:

Luke: *turns around to laugh*

Calum: thats way too raunchy 

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nubbsgalore:

fireflies in timelapse, photos by (click pic) vincent bradytakehito miyataketsuneaki hiramatsu and spencer black

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Matthew Lewis photographed by Leigh Keily for JON Magazine. x

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j5h:

donnacabonna:

nice-wig-janis:

IS
THAT BUTTER

no thats paula deen

i can’t believe it’s not butter

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aseaofquotes:

Stephen King, Hearts in Atlantis.

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didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

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expels:

i consider giving people dirty looks a hobby

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

clannyphantom:

rubee:

I HEARD A DOG BARK TODAY AND I BARKED BACK AND IT REPLIED THE EXACT SAME WAY AND WE WENT BACK AND FORTH UNTIL MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT IT WAS JUST MY VOICE ECHOING AND I HAD BEEN BARKIG BY MYSELF FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT

BUT WHO BARKED THE FIRST TIME

now the weather

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smileylucas:

mikey messing up on the lyrics (+) 
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drunkinmuke:

I feel like a proud mom watching 5sos get bigger and bigger but also like an angry grandma that never gets to see them 

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0ne-d1rection-me:

This video gave me chest pains!

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idk-is-this-real:

"5sos is a boyband"

"5sos doesn’t care about their fans"

"I ate the whole pizza"

"You are not good enough"

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