raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a boy
im funnier online where I can’t stutter
what do you mean a g spot isn’t a place where all the homies hang out?
i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
Did I ever tell you that my grandmother was a time traveler?
She traveled from time to time
girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle