sassbenderr:

trendy-blog:

the best feeling in the world is when you finish your homework early and you take a shower and you get to crawl into bed and surround yourself in blankets and pillows at 9:30 and go on your laptop and listen to music and take acid tabs until you begin hallucinating that satan is with you and allow him to guide you into killing your friends and family and eating their flesh before you sacrifice yourself to his domain

 

(Source: lastyearslanguage, via piercing-whore)

sodamnrelatable:

there are animals called dikdiks

pronounced.. dick-dicks?

no pronounced xylophone

(via soulofaton)

lindsaylohomo:

oh my god so i was at the store today and there was a younger blind guy with his sister or cousin or something and i was walking behind him by a little kid and his mom and the little kid was like “mommy why is he walking with a stick?” and the mom goes “shh..he’s blind sweetie” and the guy turns around and he goes “yeah blind to the haters” and just turns around and starts walking again and I sTARTED LAUGHING SO HARD IT WAS HILARIOUS

(via infusing)

cherry-and-also-bomb:

the problem with me is that I either care way too much or not at all

(via infusing)

leggomego:

friendly reminder that your stomach is not supposed to be totally flat because it is home to some of your vital organs and you are a woman so you carry fat there and it doesn’t make you any less sexy and if anyone makes you feel otherwise you should throw up on them

(Source: principiosrotos, via queen-aucella)

hitlersbreastmilk:

thongs??? ew a respectable girl only wears diapers u gross devil slut

(via itsjustfirealarms)