lindsaylohomo: oh my god so i was at the store today and there was a younger blind guy with his sister or cousin or something and i was walking behind him by a little kid and his mom and the little kid was like “mommy why is he walking with a stick?” and the mom goes “shh..he’s blind sweetie” and the guy turns around and he goes “yeah blind to the haters” and just turns around and starts walking...
cherry-and-also-bomb: the problem with me is that I either care way too much or not at all
leggomego: friendly reminder that your stomach is not supposed to be totally flat because it is home to some of your vital organs and you are a woman so you carry fat there and it doesn’t make you any less sexy and if anyone makes you feel otherwise you should throw up on them
hitlersbreastmilk: thongs??? ew a respectable girl only wears diapers u gross devil slut
most-awkward-moments: so the other day I was at someone’s house and I was playing with their dog and he was so cute and he stayed with me the whole time and we really hit it off so before I left I tried to take a picture of him and the little fucker posed and smiled for me
niqqaniall: i’m 16 and i still walk up the stairs with my hands how do they expect me to learn algebra
How to braid your hair:
lucifersblog: washingtub: Wet hair Comb through Separate at the part Draw a pentagram on the floor Perform blood sacrifice Offer up your soul to the devil Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell Summon Satan Ask Satan to braid your hair You know what? Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today? Thirty-fucking-seven. And I don’t even...
mood: why am i still awake
That awkward moment when you watch a Disney movie...
sodamnrelatable: And at the end you’re just like: While the other members of your family are like:
ladymalchav: You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.