You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.
(Source: praisemaliks, via amypondinthetardis)
Obligatory reblog for the best slam poem ever.
(Source: theongrayjoy, via karenfelloutofbedagain)
advantages of being a boy:
- your boobs don’t get in the way
- no period
- your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week
- no childbirth
- penises are fun
- shirts always fit over your chest
- you can walk around topless in summer without…

phantom hourglass gives me some great tips
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